My downfall part 2

Goddamn it. In the last few days I:

- considered spitting on my appartment building hallway floor... I did NOT, but I CONSIDERED doing it;
- ordered food by myself, with no help and no physical gesture;
- said the words "play computer", not even in a satyrical manner;
- thrown my soiled kleen-ex on the floor because I was too lazy to walk from my computer to the bathroom.

I am slowly turning Chinese. Help.

If "My downfall part 3" is about drinking baijiu again, willingly using the godawful chinese toilets or crossing the street without looking, well "My downfall part 4" is gonna be fully in Mandarin as I would have had lost every parcel of civility, including my language.