My downfall

I've sworn to myself I would never own one of these atrocities, but once again, I have trampled my principles. Damn you, China! Here is my brand new cell phone.

I just got a text message, my first ever. Here it is, I thought it was worthy of sharing. It came from one of the students of Chenggong College, but NOT one of my students. Here it is, completely unabridged:

"hey, filex! this is [her
name] , thank u again
for teaching me t
he balabala. i real
ly like it! from no
w on, i'd like to ca
ll u Master."

I've always said that text messaging would pervert my soul.